Laughter as the Best Medicine

As some of you know, this has been a tough few days for us - our good buddy Cosmo had to undergo major abdominal surgery on Friday to remove a stone from one of his ureters as well as one from his bladder.  All went well, but he's in pretty tough shape and we miss him greatly.  (He comes home Sunday!)  As they say, laughter is the best medicine, and while I was eating a Kane's Donut this morning, I had a rather amusing thought pop into my head.  The thought quickly germinated into the following post.  Enjoy and hopefully it will bring a laugh.

Eating a Kane's Donut is like having a –5-hour ENERGY drink.  (To clarify, I fail to experience the sugar high from eating such a rich donut, instead only feeling the subsequent food coma.)  What is a –5-hour ENERGY drink, you ask?  Read on.

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Have a lot on your plate today?  Don’t really feel like doing any of it?  Lying around on the couch watching a day-long marathon of Battlestar Gallatica sound good to you?  If so, then you need –5-hour ENERGY!

Made for people who want to do nothing

Finding the ability to avoid work and family responsibilities is hard enough. Throw in a second job, go back to school, or simply have a restful night of sleep, and you’re bound to hit the ground running. So what do you do? Run for the Twinkies? Grab a couple glasses of red wine? But how long does that last before you need more? Try this instead:  Take one –5-hour ENERGY shot. It’s quick, simple, and made to help slackers like you.

What's in –5-hour ENERGY?

Made from the equivalent of a dozen glazed donuts, a hungry man stack of pancakes, and a full plate of Thanksgiving turkey, –5-hour ENERGY is sure to put you in a state of complete apathy and fatigue.  In fact, –5-hour ENERGY is so effective, you will come within inches of losing all will to live.

Why try –5-hour ENERGY?

• Quick, simple, and effective
• Fast and easy to consume
• Zero herbal stimulants
• 14,000 calories!
• No vitamins nor amino acids
• As much tryptophan as half a breast of a 16-lb turkey
• Also available in –10-hour ENERGY version*
•  Non carbonated

*There is a 1 in 5 chance of slipping into a coma when using –10-hour ENERGY.