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Just Like Ridin' a Bike

9/5/2015

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Mark you calendars ladies and gentlemen, September 5, 2015 --- Elise learns to ride a bike!  Two-wheel pedal.  In about an hour!  Sure, she had logged a fair bit of time on her balance bike, but we never thought she'd master the pedal bike so quickly.  Check her out!
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Sadie

8/16/2015

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As many of you know, Sadie was very sick recently, and despite her incredible resilience, we ended up helping her to a more peaceful place - one that she so deeply deserved. Thank you to everyone who expressed sympathies and realized what a special dog she was.  She will never be forgotten and will always hold a very special place in our hearts, especially Sean's (she was his first dog).  In lieu of going on and on, we have a tribute video:
  • Sadie tribute
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Our Sophomore Story Effort

9/26/2014

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The Last banana
by
Elise and daddy

After dinner one night, Elise's tummy said to her, "I'm hungry."  So Daddy asked her, "Would you like a banana?" and Elise said, "Yes, The Last Banana."  Even though there was only one banana, Elise said there were still apples and pears to eat.  Nonetheless, Elise said that, "We need to get more bananas."  And Elise added that we get bananas at the grocery store. Meanwhile, Elise was hard at work eating The Last Banana, while enlightening us with her observation that, "Monkeys like bananas - and so do I." So, she ate it all.

THE END
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Elise, the Author

8/7/2014

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Bunny GooGoo
by
Elise & Daddy

There was a bunny named Scotty, but Elise called him GooGoo.  One day, the bunny ate all of Elise’s lunch.  And he drank all of her lemonade-water, as well as Daddy’s fizzy water.  And he went under Daddy’s shirt.  Then, Daddy wore his shirt and the bunny got out!  Then the bunny stole Daddy’s pencils and ran away.

THE END

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Mark Your Calendars!

4/25/2014

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Get out your Summer Solstice underwear, because we're throwing a party on June 21st.  It should be a brilliantly good time.  Why?  Live music, I say!  That's right, all the way from Long Island, NY, the talented and entertaining duo, Martin & Lucas will be performing right here at 5 Marmion.  Look for an Evite in the weeks to come.

M & L Logo
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How to Put a Toddler to Bed in 100 Easy Steps (reprinted)

3/17/2014

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1. Announce that it’s time to go to bed.
2. Wait for your toddler to stop crying
3. Explain that  bedtime is not a punishment
4. Explain that bedtime is not a new concept.
5. Explain that, yes, bedtime will happen every night.
6. Console your toddler.
7. Announce that it’s still bedtime.
8. Let your toddler know that we don’t call names in this house.
9. Tell your toddler it’s time to go upstairs.
10. Watch your toddler move at a snail’s pace.
11. Wait for your toddler to stop crying.
12. Pick up your toddler.
13. Walk your toddler upstairs.
14. Pick out the wrong pair of pajamas for your toddler
15. Pick out another wrong pair of pajamas for your toddler
16. Explain that the right pair of pajamas are in the wash.
17. Explain that you will not be doing a load of laundry this evening
18. Console your toddler while he/she cries
19 Explain that in this house we don’t call names
20. Watch your toddler struggle to get into his/her pajamas
21. Ask your toddler if you can help.
22. Continue watching your toddler struggle.
23. Watch your toddler try to wear a pair of pants like a shirt.
24. Console your toddler.
25. Put the wrong pair of pajamas on your toddler.
26. Announce that it’s time to brush teeth.
27. Explain the benefits of dental hygiene.
28. Console your toddler.
29. Carry your toddler into the bathroom.
30. Put a microscopic amount of toothpaste (poison) on to the toddler toothbrush.
31. Wet toothbrush.
32. When your toddler opens his/her mouth 1/45th of an inch wide, attempt to clean teeth
33. Your toddler will attempt to spit in the sink, but will actually spit on the counter. Clean it up.
34. Console your toddler.
35. Ask your toddler to pick out two books.
36. Toddler will pick out the two longest books in your home.
37. Read the first line of every third page of the two books.
38. Field unrelated questions and interruptions.
39. Tell toddler it’s time for a goodnight kiss.
40. Toddler will be suddenly and urgently thirsty, give toddler a small drink of water.
41. Toddler will ask a question. Answer question.
42. Say “goodnight” and kiss toddler.
43. Toddler will ask for a hug. Hug toddler.
44. Toddler will take up a sudden interest in potty training and ask to use the bathroom. It’s poop.
45. Help toddler in the bathroom. Notice that there is no poop.
46. Todder may become afraid. Assure toddler that there is nothing to be afraid of.
47. Toddler will ask a question about life. Answer question.
48. Toddler will need another hug and kiss. Give hug and kiss.
49. Toddler needs to urinate. Help toddler in the bathroom. Notice that toddler actually urinates.
50. Toddler requires a sticker for urinating successfully.
51. Put a sticker on toddler’s potty chart.
52. Toddler may want to tell you a brief ten minute story. Listen to story while backing out of the room.
53. Turn off the light.
54. Toddler remembers that he/she needs a special stuffed animal.
55. Ask where the stuffed animal is.
56. Toddler tells you it’s in the car. Find your keys and look in the car. It’s not there.
57. Look in the living room.
58. Look in the kitchen.
59. Look in the backyard.
60. Scout the neighbor’s property.
61. Find the toy in your toddler’s room, under the bed.
62. Ask toddler if he/she knew the toy was under their bed.
63. Toddler will ask for dinner. Explain to toddler that dinner ended hours ago.
64. Toddler will cry that he/she is hungry. Explain to toddler that he/she should have eaten said dinner.
65. Explain that we do not call people in this house names.
66. Toddler will ask for hug and kiss. Hug and kiss toddler.
67. Toddler will ask you to help arrange his/her pillows and blankets. Arrange pillows and blankets.
68. Toddler will ask you to three essay questions. Answer them.
69.  Toddler will notice that the tag end of the blanket is next to his/her face and will kick it off.  Fix blanket, this time with care and precision.
70. Toddler will ask for the hall light on. Turn on the hall light.
71. Toddler will ask for another story. Explain that there will be no more stories.
72. Toddler will ask what the plan for tomorrow is. Resist the urge to say, “I won’t be here. I’m running away tonight.”
73. Tell toddler “goodnight.:
74. Toddler will say his/her back, legs, or butt is itchy.
75. At your discretion, try to relieve itchiness through lotion or wipes.
76. Put toddler back in bed.
77. Arrange blanket in the proper formation.
78. Say goodnight.
79. Toddler will say “Goodnight.”
80. As you reach the door, toddler will inform you that he/she is not wearing socks.
81. Choose the wrong pair of socks for your toddler.
82. Choose another wrong pair of socks for your toddler.
83. Choose the right pair of socks for your toddler.
84. Put the right pair of socks the wrong way on your toddler’s feet.
85. Put the right pair of socks the wrong way on your toddler’s feet.
86. Get the right pair of socks the right way on your toddler’s feet.
87. Use your last thread of energy to stand.
88. Say “goodnight.”
89. Toddler will say “goodnight.”
90. As you leave the room, toddler will ask for a sip of water with pathetic sad look on face.
91. Give toddler sip of water and beg to be released from this hades.
92. Toddler will ask for a back rub/tapping.
93. Tap toddler’s back until you lose feeling in your arm and your toddler seems tired.
94. Slowly stop tapping. Stand up. Try to float out of the room.
95. Toddler will look at you. Say, “it’s time to go to bed.”
96. If toddler cries, pretend to be serious this time.
97. Say “goodnight.”
98. Act like you’re walking downstairs but just linger by the door, out of sight.
99. Pray
100. Walk downstairs

You may now relax for 2-5 minutes before you’re called back in. Congrats!

REPRINTED FROM THE HONEST TODDLER BLOG.
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Checkmates

11/29/2013

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Twas the night after Thanksgiving, and as the turkey grew cold, a chess match developed, between a master and a two-year-old.

The pieces were moved with thought and care, as the tiny Bostonian faced off against the mighty Long Island Bear.

Pawn to king-3, and bishop to Queen-4, the opponents battled fiercely as knights and rooks fell to the floor.

Chins were scratched and all looked on while the pace grew faster; in short time, the student was becoming the master.

And how could it be, that at 10 times her weight,
by the end of the night, the big man found himself in CHECKMATE!


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A Father

6/16/2013

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What does it mean to have a Father?  How has that person shaped you?  How are you connected?  Not having a Father present for most all of my life, one would think these questions would be difficult for me to answer - but are they?  Let's see ...
  • My Father liked Porsches
  • My Father enjoyed working with wood
  • My Father was a bit of an audiophile
  • My Father was prematurely gray, with blue eyes, and skin that burned like a true Irishman
  • My Father joined a fraternity in college - Zeta Psi
  • My Father was a bright man with a sense of humor
  • My Father was a U.S. Army helicopter pilot (OK, this one needs a hint: for half of my professional career, my work has been with the U.S. Army)
  • ...
There is no doubt in my mind that I am my Father's son.  Even though he never played a direct role in my life, he is a part of me - more than I would have ever thought (be it basic physical traits, interests, character, or strange coincidences).  And it seems that as the years tick by, this connection becomes clearer - and my connection to my Father becomes deeper.


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A Very Special First Word

5/23/2013

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Cutting right to the chase ...
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Summer Top 10 List

9/3/2012

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With summer coming to a close and the need for a fresh post ...

The Top 10 Reasons You Know You've Had a Memorable Summer:
    10. You sold your home
    9. You bought a new home.
    8. You closed on both homes on the same day!
    7. You and your family spent 12 days living in your brother-in-law's apartment
    6. You moved - ugh
    5. You bought your first lawnmower
    4. You swam and played in the ocean
    3. You spent a week on Martha's Vineyard
    2. Your daughter started walking
    1. Babies,  infants, and toddlers - oh my!

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