The Last banana
by
Elise and daddy
THE END
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The Last banana |
About Have a lot on your plate today? Don’t really feel like doing any of it? Lying around on the couch watching a day-long marathon of Battlestar Gallatica sound good to you? If so, then you need –5-hour ENERGY! Made for people who want to do nothing Finding the ability to avoid work and family responsibilities is hard enough. Throw in a second job, go back to school, or simply have a restful night of sleep, and you’re bound to hit the ground running. So what do you do? Run for the Twinkies? Grab a couple glasses of red wine? But how long does that last before you need more? Try this instead: Take one –5-hour ENERGY shot. It’s quick, simple, and made to help slackers like you. What's in –5-hour ENERGY? Made from the equivalent of a dozen glazed donuts, a hungry man stack of pancakes, and a full plate of Thanksgiving turkey, –5-hour ENERGY is sure to put you in a state of complete apathy and fatigue. In fact, –5-hour ENERGY is so effective, you will come within inches of losing all will to live. Why try –5-hour ENERGY?
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